THE BS ABOUT GM
June 7, 2009
The acronym GM, which once stood for General Motors, now stands for Government Motors or as some rebuke, Government Mess, has wasted no time in developing their new line of sports cars, which will possibly roll out late September of 2009. Some analysts are highly impressed with the new horn and tires, but the majority of the task force is skeptical due to the unconventional source of energy used to turn the engine. They believe this new form of energy is uncontrollable, unreliable, unpredictable, and gives the driver a false sense of security.
It has been revealed that the vehicle runs on compressed hot air, equalized with the special natural compound of BS. The element, BS, is found in Washington, D.C., but it has been harvested in other democratic regions. Earshot from a reliable source states the fully loaded car is pricey and comes with sticker shock. The new government-produced car is strikingly impressive, satisfies the most delirious buyers, and meets all the new clean-air regulations. The majority of the developers believe the power source of the car, hot air and BS, will run out of steam by December of 2009. Some have even chuckled, declaring the car is mean and green, but there is nothing under the hood to substantiate the government’s claim to fame.
The most outstanding model, the O-Bomb-A, is a one-door hatchback, handsomely designed, currently manufactured at an unknown location, to be revealed at a later date, and comes with a warranty, backed by the federal government. The new car warranty and the owner’s manual, written last night by Congress, containing all the necessary, and unnecessary earmarks, mostly unnecessary, touts the largest warranty ever written, which will be a liability for all future generations. This bill is a thousand pages long. A source from the White House stated the left wing of the building is delighted with what Congress has put together. Congress was hoping to get the stamp of approval on the document, no later then this afternoon. Some say there isn’t enough time to read all the pages, while others say, read later but sign now.
Financing for the new car will not come from local banks, but rather China. Due to the fact, the government has borrowed money from foreign countries, a White House spokesperson stated, we owe China the business, and after all, they helped us when we were in a tight spot. She further declared, the interest rate will be high, but the government is planning to subsidize the payment for a select few.
Rumors are spreading that in the first 100 days you will need repairs to the car to get the bugs out and the CIA has been following up reports that the EPA is secretly closing down GM’s parts plants, which employ fifty thousand non-union workers. Speculators say the Union will take over the debunked operations being funded by Acorn. The validity of these statements has not been proven.
GM- GOVERNMENT MESS
OMG…what gives America! How low will the democratic candy-dates go, with all the bashing and spending. And, how much are WE, AS AMERICAN CITIZENS, willing to accept? How de-sensitized are WE, when WE can continually consume what Hillary and Obama are saying and doing, and not puke? WHAT IS WRONG WITH US? THEIR WORDS ARE CHEAP CHAMPAGNE AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET SCREWED! Sorry for being so graphic, and un-lady like, but the being NICE, is just not working.
The TERRORIST are here, and they are running for office! Will you please put the RACE, GENDER, PARTY ASSOCIATION card you have holding in your hand, on the table and divert your attention to what our country needs. We don’t need any more taxes! Where is the funding going to come from, for all these new, wonderful programs that are spewing out of their democratic mouths, faster than one can flush a toilet? Think about it! Where is the money going to come from? The working class. Those of us who are ALREADY paying taxes OUT THE WAZOO!
Okay, OUR children are hungry. WHAT? I lived in Florida and North Carolina. Both had free breakfast and lunch programs. There’s two good meals. Then, there is food stamps. I worked for Social Services, and no one should go hungry. Don’t let me get started on the medical. Children are currently covered. But, an adult has to get-up off their duff and apply. There are programs, might not be exactly what the paying people are getting, but CITIZENS AND NON-CITIZENS CAN GET services for free IF QUALIFIED!
AMERICANS, If it sounds too good to be true…hell, it ain’t true. America is not made of gold! This is not heaven! Everything is not free! And, the more programs that are started, the more money is needed to keep things running. We are in a money-pit right now! The national deficit is spinning out of control, and we want to put into office two egotistical, spending drunks? What are we thinking!
Our current tax base can’t support what our government is spending now. We need to tighten the belt, not eat more bills, or put it on the national credit card funded by China! Think about it people…we need a budget! We need to budget our spending. We need a President who will oversee the prudence and due diligence on how our tax money is used. Not giving it out to every lobbyist with his/her hand open. This didn’t just happen, it’s years of political abuse, starting with George Washington and should end with George Bush. Now we are up the creek with a toothpick, trying to edge our way back. It will be a rough haul but we can do it! VOTE RIGHT!
McCain, is the only one with common sense, loves America, has values, and look at him…he ain’t spending the money like the other two big-spenders are! Why are they spending SO MUCH to be elected? And, why are we paying for their childish actions? And, here is the clincher…what’s in it FOR THEM to win? Who will be greasing their palm, after they are sworn it?
AMERICA, get off the valium and open your eyes to what is SMELLING right under your nose. If it smells like crap…guess what…it is! Write2u….you hit the write spot….Barbara Case Speers
Ya know, it is evident the American people (including myself) don’t know who in the hell to vote for. Case-in-point, look what we have running for office for the second most coveted, respected and responsible position in our country, motherhood being the highest profession one could hold!
Surely the parties could have picked better choices. Yes, I am riding that horse again! Are Obama, Clinton and McCain the best the county has to offer? Or, are the good leaders afraid to venture into the political arena? What gives? America wake up…and smell the septic tank because it is overflowing into our front yards, and the grass isn’t greener!
If we have this much bickering before these demi-gods (Democrats) get into office, what in the world will it be like when they are sitting in JKF’s chair? If the Repubs get in, (personally, you’re great McCain), but who will actually run the country? Can McCain even use a Blackberry? Please, I am not age discriminating, but seventy-two? Our world spins years away in minutes, due to technology and its hard for the fifty-year olds to keep up the pace of constant change, but a senior citizen? Our world is warping, into what, I don’t know, but youth will need to lead.
And, if these people are already running out of MONEY, how in the hell are they going to budget the finances of our country, when they can’t keep themselves in check? Get a loan from China? Pray tell, how? So, now we have bickering, fighting and can’t balance a freaken check book. Sounds like a bad marriage to me.
Here is the BIGGEST PROBLEM…and no one explains this. Remember, I just said they are over budget in their campaigns? Okay, all these NEW THINGS THEY WANT TO GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,who is going to pay for this? Where are these billions and billions of dollars going to come from? Is the government going to invest in sub-prime mortgage backed securities? And, where is all this money we plan on handing over to creditworth-less homeowners, who don’t pay their bills, and mind you, some have fallen into a hole and can’t get out, but where is this cash going to come from? A loan from China?
Okay, YOU WORKING, BILL PAYING PEOPLE, GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK AND EMPTY YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT, BECAUSE THE MONEY HAS TO COME FROM SOMEONE. AND, IT WILL NOT BE BILL, HILLARY, BARRACK, BUSH ,OR JOHN, THEY HAVE TAX LOOP HOLES.
We all want to live in fantasyland, where everything is free, and no one wants for nothing, but life is not paradise. Our government is involved in too much, stretched too thin, and it is going to BE RIPPED APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE A CHEAP SUIT! We will need to borrow money from CHINA…trust me it’s coming!!!!!!!!
All I hear is billions and zillions of dollars, and my little mind, that is use to running my little house, is wondering where is all this dough coming from? Then, I look at my paycheck, and see where it is coming from. It won’t be long and the tax-paying people will be on welfare, then who will pay?
AND, OUR MILITARY DECIDED TO GET THEIR NEW AIRCRAFT FROM EUROPE…NOT FROM AN AMERICAN COMPANY. THAT WAS ON THE NEWS….AND THEN IT VANISHED. Sort of like the time the news reported that the booze companies gave more to the campaigns then the tobacco companies. Anyone ever check out the cost of alcholism versus smoking? If a real indepth study was done, alcholism has more of a cost impact on society than smoking. But, the booze companies contribute more money to government. Back to the original thought…bad enough, we have all these foreign imports (they took our American jobs) with no IMPORT taxes coming into the country and then we contract our American planes to be made in Europe. Such a deal!
I wish I had a button to stop everyone in their tracks, put a pot of coffee on and say, hey look, something has to give here. Can’t you see, we have a bigger problem? Maybe we have too many elected officials. Let’s start laying some of them off. Give them the pink slip (some of them are wearing them) and let them sign up for unemployment benefits. Actyally, that is how it is all going to end up. America is going to be UNEMPLOYED AND owned by China. Then all our kids can be labeled, made in China. Made in America, is history. A sad history.
Hey, I’m an old lady…allow me to ramble! You are in the write spot, Barbara Case Speers
Please wake me up from a dead sleep or turn me over from a dead sleep because this Presidential campaign is getting (is) very boring! Even the politician and prostitute buzz ain’t doing it for me. BORING!
It’s to the point, that we have a family tree website, complete with pictures for Obama, proving (I guess) his heritage and religion. So, if you are Muslim, you can’t run for President? Can only WASP’s run for President? Our country has more issues than whether or not Obama is Muslim, Christian or black. Is Hillary behind this? Bill? The media?
Then, Obama’s Pastor. So, (alert this is an example) if Obama’s Pastor believed in UFO’s and believed he was beamed up, does that mean Obama believes that? I go to church (yes, sometimes, as long as it’s not fat day) and I don’t believe every word the preacher, priest, reverend or pastor says. Hey, its all in interpretation, and trust me, I have studied with the best of them! So, what’s up with this? Is the media going to find the tape to prove that Obama was attending church services when the Pastor pulled the whitey card or said America bites?
Next, Hillary. Tisk Tisk. She has an idiot woman, initials (Geraldine Ferraro) who is still steaming (bitching) about the election a zillion years ago and she pulls the gender card for Hillary. That wasn’t bad enough, she picks another card from the deck with Obama’s face on it. GF, you need to grow up and move on. You are still in the sixties. We have cell phones now.
Yes, you did great things to liberate women. Before women’s lib, women could stay home with the kids and take care of the home. But now, we are expected to work (almost equal pay), and still take care of the kids and home. And, our kids get to come home to an empty house. Nice going women’s lib. (they really did help women…ie Hillary)
Seriously, I was around when women burned their bras, but the bra burning days are over. I didn’t burn the one I wore. I wouldn’t be caught dead without a bra. I burned the extra one I brought. GF, what were you thinking with those remarks? What were you smoking? You blew it, girl!
Okay, again, can we stop pulling out the race and gender cards in this campaign and get on to the real business – OUR NATION UNDER CRISIS?
Is the media making up news, just to have news? How many polls and surveys can they have? In other words, the media is making things bigger than what they are, by using the media magnifying glass, creating a feeding frenzy! RATINGS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
Geezes, I have never heard so much talk about nothing! And, it is nothing. The medias are the terroristss…terrorizing our nation with blah, blah static, all day and every day, and every freaken minute of the day. You see and hear the same five stories over and over and over again and a plethora of people giving their two cents on what happened. Talk radio, is squalk radio!
It’s like watching a car accident, and having ten witnesses, two cops, four psychiatrists, three body men who will tell how to repair the cars, eight insurance agents, a black panel and a white panel discussing who was to blame. Then, talk about if for weeks. And, if that doesn’t distort the news. They all talk about each other.
Bottom line, black, white, woman, man, Muslim, Christian, whatever – what are you going to do for the American people? This campaign is Saturday Night Live, on Thursday, starring Hillary and Obama, and the skits are getting old.
Look…you want votes and support? Stop the finger pointing. Tell your campaign people to shut the hell up and start acting like politicians. No not politicians, they lie, but rather LEADERS! Tell us where you stand and what you are going to do, to turn the tide of our nation. If you don’t, we are going to drown in too much media information!
I am tired of the card, “I’m a woman, blah, blah, blah. Or, the race card; I’m black, half-white, maybe three-quarters black, and quarter white, blah, blah. Real voters don’t care. We want solutions to our problems! We don’t need more problems! America doesn’t want to play cards. We want you to suit up and fight the problems that are taking our country down.
Oh My God….Hannity had McCain on for an hour (snooze) and truthfully, I think McCain is going to vote for Hillary…No, Obama….Hint McCain…you want votes, you need to take a stand!
You are in the write spot….Barbara Case Speers
Okay, How’s It Working For Us?
March 2, 2008
Okay, how’s it working for us? We have a war that no can agree on. Our banks are penniless. People are losing their American dream, because they got nightmarish creative financing. The American pie has been eaten. The Bald Eagle, flew the coop. There won’t be any dollars left to void off the word, God. Credit card interest rates are maxed out. Property values are plummeting. Jobs are finding their way to Shir-lanka (whatever). Gas prices are pumped up. Food is now a luxury, we won’t need diets. Terrorist are stalking us. Kids are killing kids. The Internet and the girls have gone wild. Medical costs are off the charts. Bloggers are all blogged out. And all we can think about is this lousy election? Like, the chosen few are going to do anything about the above? What in the hell do they care…they are so far removed from the problems the average American faces on a daily basis. Walk in our shoes, and then make the laws. We need an average Joe or Joan in office. But instead we got, the promises, the promiser, the promise-less.
So, here is my solution: Tear a page out of the phone book, and randomly select ten phone numbers. These selectees could be our candidates for President. We can call our new party, The Party. Forget about the Dems and Reps, and no ones afraida Nadar getting the votes. Out of the ten called, here are our choices for The Party:
1) Ber-ber-ber- The number you are calling has been disconnected. If you feel you have reached this number in error….
2) No answer
3) Doesn’t speak English
4) Doesn’t care
5) Child molester
6) 104 years old, oops…..call the ambulance
7) Nymphomaniac-lot of heavy breathing
Tiny Tim (love ya buddy…but you are not presidential material)
9) Believes Elvis lives next door and across the street, is a man from Mars
10) I’m too busy
Pretty much, the list nails it on the head. See our candidates are like all the rest. Who would you pick? Does it really matter, given the problems we are faced with? Actually, number 7 would be a good choice, being they are always on top, and they love their work.
At this point…all we can do is vote now, laugh later or vice-versa. Barbara Case Speers
